Enough about you, let's talk about me.

Alright! THIS is what I'm talking about. People of New Jersey, I now give you license to freak out.

And yet, with me barely able to open my door to get out to my car, my boss is expecting me to be ready to be at the office in 45 minutes. Oye. Organizing is a harsh mistress.

So I don't particularly like writing biographies, so I'll go with bullet forms.

• I am a 24 year old gay man who is out to pretty much everyone
• I have brown hair and blue eyes, and I have consistently had a beard since 2004
• I have a degree in drama from a top-ranked Canadian university
• I am a Leo and proudly identify with many of the accompanying characteristics (as well as the flaws)
• The fact that I have two (two!!) followers already astounds me
• I have two brothers and a sister, all younger
• My favorite movie the The Princess Bride, closely followed by Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
• My favorite artist is Andy Warhol, closely followed by daVinci
• My favorite musician is Regina Spektor, closely followed by Lady GaGa and the East Villiage Opera Company
• My favorite book is Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, closely followed by The Logogryph
• My favorite sport to watch is tennis, followed by rugby
• My favorite sport to play is tennis, followed by track and field
• I hate american football with a passion, and basketball players are goddamned divas. Baseball is boring.
• I use twitter, and the people I follow are friends, family, porn stars and the cast of Glee
• I have piercings and tattoos, but not telling you where
• I still watch Saturday morning cartoons
• I don't have a "type" per se, but am generally attracted to older men
• I identify as a "cub", although I have been called an "otter" and a "koala bear". Which confuses me a little.
• Hugh Jackman is the hottest man on earth. This is not something about me, but a concrete fact.
• I refused to wear jeans until I was in university, and for no particular reason.
• I refuse to wear tube socks unless I am wearing boots
• Multi-player online games annoy and intimidate me - gimme Mario for NES and I am a happy boy.
• I hate it when people use the word "boi" and make fun of people who hate the word "moist"
• I have only ever once dressed in drag, and it was as a nun with a penchant for naughty undergarments. On stage, in front of 300 people.
• My name is Evan, I am a mac.

Et voila!